Less than Four and Under 20: Ryan Learns How to Cook and So Can You! (Part 2)

I’m not sure why but my last easy cooking post was by far the most popular post to date. So here it is… Southwest Sweet Potatoes with 4 ingredients in 20 minutes.

  1. Throw some sweet potatoes in the microwave and hit the potatoes button


2.Take a can of corn, black beans, and diced tomatoes and mix together in a bowl


3. Hollow out the potato a little bit and put the mix inside of the sweet potato.  Optional: Add cheese (ingredient #5, I get it). Done!!

Bonus Level!!! Take chicken breast and boil it on the stove for 10ish minutes. Maybe even throw in some taco seasoning?? When it’s ready, shred the chicken and throw it in the sweet potato!

 Idea originally came from lmld.org and I dumbed it down a lot

See Part 1 Here!


Ryan Gets Iced for the First Time with Commentary from Andres Cantor

I got the lowest score in my fantasy football league in Week 6 😦 So two things came out of that.. 1. I drank a gross, sugary beverage and 2. I learned how to use iMovie.

The Texting and Waiting Game… A Statistical Analysis

I really hope this isn’t too confusing but here’s the basic hypothesis:

If it takes you a really long time to text me back, is that going to affect how long I take before replying to your text? I’ll test this hypothesis on three (unbeknownst to them) test subjects; my girlfriend (Brittany), my sister (Erin), and a guy friend (Harrison). But let’s start with our null hypothesis…


Here’s a graph assuming the Texting and Waiting game is an exact science. In this model if it takes you 4 minutes to respond to my text, I’ll wait exactly 4 minutes before responding to your text.


PSA Brittany is my girlfriend. It looks like I respond to her texts pretty quickly here no matter what… I know better than that.


So this data is a little skewed because most of the texts are all clustered around (0,0). It looks like it takes Erin (my sister) a long time to respond every now and then 🙂


My buddy Harrison is notoriously bad at texting… but then again it doesn’t look like I’m all that better. Notice the axes quickly jump up to 16,000 minutes aka 11 days.

In Conclusion, I don’t have a conclusive conclusion on the Texting and Waiting Game. If anything, I think the time it takes me to respond to your text depends more on our relationship than how long it took you to respond.

As always, every post ends in a poll:


10 Things Google Knows About Me That My Own Mother Doesn’t Know

I finally upgraded from my old, beaten-down Iphone 4s to the new Nexus 5x made by Google. And it’s insane how much this phone has learned about me. Some of it is very useful but some of the data is just creepy…

  1. Where I live: Okay so my mom knows where I live, but I never told Google where I live…. It just kind of figured it out.
  2. Where I parked my car: So anytime I get out of my car, the phone makes a memory of where I left it. I get that it’s a little silly for everyday use, but it might be very useful at a ball game or big concert.
  3. A timeline of everywhere I’ve been: The GPS is always on so it knows how far I’ve walked, where I’ve driven, where I took which photo… everything. It even includes stats like my average walking pace and what stops I made along the way.
  4. Every Restaurant ever: Anytime I walk into a restaurant, Google automatically pops up with a link to the menu and reviews. Kind of late to help decide on which restaurant, but I get it.
  5. Traffic: I can’t believe I was the last idiot still using Apple Maps until just a month ago. Just last week I was driving from Winston to Chapel Hill with my navigation off and phone in my pocket. Even so, Google was still tracking me and gave me a notification warning of traffic ahead and suggested another route. (It knew I was on the way home, see #1).
  6. Auto Photo Albums: This was one of the most surprising things. On Spring Break I went to Gulf Shores, Alabama, and took a few photos along the way. When I got back to Chapel Hill, Google had already organized the pics into an interactive slideshow.
  7. Who my friends are: So again I never told Google who my best friends are, it just figured it out and added them to my favorites shortcuts. (And yes, my mom knows who my friends are).
  8. Everything about Road Trips: It’s always ready to let me know when the next gas station is or what food options are coming up.
  9. Everything I’ve ever Googled: Google doesn’t forget. It uses my search history to come up news stories I might be interested in. For example, it will give my updates on UNC Basketball, election results, local news, etc.
  10. Everything I’ve ever said?: Only slightly concerning here… there’s a mode where you can turn on the phone’s microphone at all times so it can respond to your commands… but that also means it hears everything you say…

So this may not be the perfect phone for cheaters, terrorists or drugs dealers, but it’s been pretty good to me so far. Actually, I’m starting to get a little concerned now that I have all of this in front of me…

Sporcle Quizzes That Are Worth Your Time

What is Sporcle? One might ask… It’s kind of like “Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader” meets a 12 hour TV marathon of Jeopardy. But there’s thousands of games on this website and you’re a busy person, so here’s the best of the best (of the best).

Can you name the movies from this portion of their posters?

This one is my personal favorite. The quiz will show part of a movie poster (like Ghostbusters or The Incredibles) and you have to remember what movie it came from.

Can you name the missing words from these 2000s hit song lyrics?

I bet you can’t remember all the lyrics to Hey Ya! and Ignition Remix.

Can you name the 4-letter words that will complete each of the clichés in this word ladder?

Word ladders are really cool. It’s a series of trivia questions and each answer shares 3 of the 4 letters with the answer above and below it. Is that too confusing? Here’s an easy one to get you started.

Can you name the corporate logos?

This quiz shows a bunch of corporate logos and you have to answer with who’s logo it is. See how much of a sell-out you are…

Can you name the 7 Sins, Dwarfs, and Spice Girls?

This is a matching quiz so maybe a little bit easier. I almost had it until I forgot all the Spice Girls.

Family Feud

Okay, so this one isn’t technically on Sporcle, but it still deserves an hour of your attention. It’s exactly what you think it is… Family Feud on your computer.

If you want to keep playing, there’s usually a button in the bottom left-hand corner for “Next Quiz,” or if you’re feeling lucky hit “Random Quiz” in the top right. Meanwhile, I’ve been back on Stumble Upon, so be on the lookout for “The Best of StumbleUpon: Part 2.” Here’s a recap in case you missed Part 1.



Products That Don’t Suck and You Should Buy Too: Dorco Razors

First of all, I’m not a paid spokesman and this is America so you should buy whatever you want, but this product really doesn’t suck.

It’s like the Dollar Shave Club, but better. You buy razors online directly from the manufacturer and they show up on your door in 2-3 days. The quality of the razors is 100% just as good as Gillette, and it costs about 75% less than anything you’ll find at the drug store.

In case you still don’t believe me, here’s a chart:


I even got my dad to start using these razors. For 20 years he claimed he would never use anything with more than 2 blades, and now he’s in love with the six-bladed Pace 6. “I’m going to wait to upgrade until they have one with nine blades now,” he says. The company also sells women’s razors which I’ve given as gifts to my mom, sister, and girlfriend.

So let’s summarize: 1. These razors are made in the USA. 2. It’s 75% less expensive than Gillette. 3. Shipping is usually free and you can find coupons on retailmenot.com.

It’s a close shave, but not a close call. Lol. Check it out at dorcousa.com.